Women can be SO Insensitive

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Ralph tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, they make love.

Six hours later, Ralf says, "Honey, I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we?


Later Ralf realizes he there is only 8 hours left so asks,
"Honey, please... just one more time before I die?"
They make love for the third time and she goes to sleep.


Ralph is still worried about dying and tosses & turns until he's down to 4 hours.


He wakes his wife. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours, do you think we could............."?

”Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... You don't."