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BuzZz
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Today's Alcoholic Survival Tip

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
No Witnesses.... :shifty:
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So if it takes than over 30 minutes to deliver it, is it still free?
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#3 Unread post by Keyoke »

hmmm, ride home, AND pizza - think you may be onto something, here... :)
Don't give up.

Not now, not soon, not after being continually knocked down.

If you never give up, you can never truly fail.

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