Dear Mother Nature

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nyrblue35
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Dear Mother Nature

#1 Unread post by nyrblue35 »

go F yourself! i finally get a day off work thats sunny out (albeit 30 degrees) and a chance to go store my bike in a friends garage while im away on vacation and i go next door in the big tent and whats that noise i hear?????

the sound of a bike not wanting to start in the cold!!!!! you beeeyatch!!!!!!!!!

so now i pray with my thumb up my arse, and a battery tender charging her up hoping she'll start in the next hour as i run out of time!!!

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#2 Unread post by ZooTech »

Hmmmmm........

Started mine up last night in 10-degree weather after at least a month of sitting. Took a ride over to Shell to top off the tank while I was at it.

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#3 Unread post by nyrblue35 »

ZooTech wrote:Hmmmmm........

Started mine up last night in 10-degree weather after at least a month of sitting. Took a ride over to Shell to top off the tank while I was at it.
show off :twisted:

she dont like the cold apparently. maybe i could use the george clooney paddles and shock it into starting
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#4 Unread post by nyrblue35 »

note to self:

dear idiot. please leave your battery tender hooked up ALL the time when not riding the bike. dont you know its cold out, stupid?

self: i will try harder not to be such a schmuck. and thank you for starting miss marauder. enjoy the new cover and the warmer garage. see you when i get back from aruba.



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