Past his prime, but....

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Past his prime, but....

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Harry is getting along in years and though he still can ride his motorcycle and join in the club rides he finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has
to say is 1234, and it will go down. "But be warned, It will not work again for another year! "

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers with the powder.
That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and
puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets
into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he
becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine
man had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"
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I've always said too much talking from the woman will ruin everything.......

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#3 Unread post by blues2cruise »

It's not always the woman....my last boyfriend would not shut up. :roll:

He had "issues" and I think he talked so much to avoid getting "physical".
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#4 Unread post by BuzZz »

I'll agree with that.

I've talked myself out of a sure thing or two before....... :roll:
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blues2cruise wrote:He had "issues" and I think he talked so much to avoid getting "physical".
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Nope still not understanding this one... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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