I'd vote for him

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DragonSlayer · Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:44 am

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey would provide us with more comedy in 4 years than bush could in a lifetime. i hope he wins minn. then goes on to president.

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

now if only his ad campaign has something to do with swords...

Keyoke · #2 Unread post by **Keyoke** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:46 pm

That is absolutely hilarious! this guy isnt serious is he??

there is very little on that site I can agree with, but I could certainly laugh at
the guy for years to come!

DragonSlayer · Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:33 pm

i think he is serius. which is the good part.

CentralOzzy · Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:15 am

jmillheiser · Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:28 pm

yes this guy is serious. It has even made CNN and Fox News.

Sad part is knowing the past habits of Minnesota voters he might have a chance at letting elected.

Just please explain one thing to me, if this guy really is a "Vampire" then what is he doing out in the day? wouldn't get get a one hell of a sunburn

Hmm, maybe they make SPF 10,000 sunblock now LMFAO

Mag7C · #6 Unread post by **Mag7C** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:23 pm

Ok, i don't really like him. He's way too concerned with religion for someone running for government office. I think the "seperation of church and state" should still apply no matter what his belief.

I think his political statement is horrifying:
<i>My personal and political belief is: “If an elected official truly has the
betterment of those they serve in their hearts, than for the betterment
of their constituents, they cannot only work with all their elected
colleagues, but place the needs of those they serve above the
influence of ‘Special Interest Groups.’”</i>

Or if you'd like the version that will actually fit on a campaign button:
<i>Jonothan "The Impaler" Sharkey serves YOU!</i>

He's going to work for me? Where have I heard something like that before? Oh, that's right, in just about every election ever held for anything. I still wouldn't vote for you.

However, if he turns into a bat, attacks his opponent, and drinks the corpse dry on live national television (using his actual vampire fangs, not some cheesy alternative like a fork)... i'd think about it.

The one thing he does offer that I like is impaling. I'm 100% for the impaling of people. Especially drunk drivers. Hooray for impaling.

Maybe I should run for office.

Keyoke · #7 Unread post by **Keyoke** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:24 am

So if he works for me, does that mean he'll impale people I want him to? i'll start writing up a list...

Nibblet99 · #8 Unread post by **Nibblet99** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:21 am

1. Anyone wearing burberry
2. Anyone standing next to someone wearing burberry
3. Anyone who makes Burberry
4. Anyone who sells Burberry
etc