So, one day a boy comes home from school and his mom asks him how school was. The boy tells her it was ok, that he had sex with a teacher. His mom doesnt even know what to say and tells him to talk with his dad. He goes to his dad and tells him what happend. His dad gives him a high five and tells him how proud he is of him. He tells the kid hes so proud of him that hes gonna buy him that new dirt bike hes wanted. They go down to the store and his dad tells him to pick his favorite bike and gear and stuff. Once they are ready to go the dad asks the son if hes gonna ride the bike home. The kids says to his dad. "No way dad, my "O Ring" is still sore"
JWF
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Sev wrote:What's a bike?
JWF505 wrote:its like a goat, but with two wheels.
I won't ban it. It wasn't terribly offensive or funny. But it was a little funny, and I'm sure someone would be offended. It's a great "jump to a conclusion" joke.
* 2003 Kawasaki ZRX1200R *
"What good fortune for those of us in power that people do not think. " Hitler - think about that one for a minute.