Aging

[Lep]

>A 75 year old man went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr.
gave
>him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a swimmers sample
>tomorrow.
>
>The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and
>gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc,
>it's like this. .. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
I
>tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help.
>She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even
tried
>with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and
still
>nothing.
>
>We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
>with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it
between her
>knees, but still nothing."
>
>The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"
>
>The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried,
>with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open."

[jackM50black]

hah hah aahh ah hah!

[blues2cruise]

I second that.