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True story from engaged co-worker:

Jack explains:

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over ayear, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in everyway, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings anddesires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up thestairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car." :P

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Rayza518 wrote:True story from engaged co-worker:

Jack explains:

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over ayear, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in everyway, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings anddesires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up thestairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car." :P
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Funny but last time I heard the story it was with the mom.
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Rayza518 wrote:True story from engaged co-worker:

Jack explains:
That joke has been floating around the net for 10 yrs. Funny? yep. True? Probably not.
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#5 Unread post by Loonette »

True story?! How gullible (or young) do you think we are. The version I heard (even better) - the guy goes through the bedroom door to find his fiancé in the room. So in that version he failed the test. It's funny either way.

Hopefully you won't send us a Penthouse Forum story expecting us to believe that as well. :wink:

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Moral of the story...never trust a woman :laughing:
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CNF2002 wrote:Moral of the story...never trust a woman :laughing:

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Morals , we don't need no stinkin' morals , we got ethics........... :laughing:
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#9 Unread post by jackM50black »

I responded to this stupid test on the "Funny Farm" page. I don't think much of parents (inlaws) who place hurdles for me to jump over. Once you marry into a family like that, then the hurdles and tests are just beginning.

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You've met my EX then???
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