NorthernPete wrote:If any office pissed you off, and you know theyre fax number, take a few sheets of paper, long enough that when on end comes out of the fax it still has quite a bit in the top still, write some thing obscene or what ever on the paper, send it via the fax, when the bottom end comes out, tape it to the top, it will just keep feeding though and they'll end up with quite a heap of paper on theyre end. Not quite as nasty or as thoughtfull as buzZz, but it works for the white collars I would think.
Better yet loop a piece of black paper in the fax machine and send it out that way. Then they have a wad of faxes waiting for them plus are out of toner.
Sure stops those junk faxes.
When i went on a school trip to Cincinati, i had to room with this one kid named Dan (whose name was also stinky, but that's because he rarley showered) who happened to bring some duct tape with him. So the day before we're set to leave, at like 2 am (cause we were all highschoolers, who the "fudge" needs sleep?) he FINALLY took a shower. As soon as the door shut and the shower went off, we put the ironing board from the closet, his belt, and a whole roll of duct tape in front of the door (since the bathroom door swung in). Board goes across the doorway (legs extended so it stands on it's own) we put the belt around the door knob and one of the legs on the ironing board. Then we secured it all with half a roll of HIS duct tape. Then we started taping ACROSS the doorway, just for kicks. We left him in there for a good 2 hours. And he STILL smelled bad after. This resulted in him cheap shotting me in the back of the head. I had a sheet off his bed and wrapped around him and slammed into the wall so fast i thought he was going to "pee" himself by the look on his face (he's maybe 150lbs. And I'm a big kid, ~280 at the time). I'm suprised that I didn't punch him in the face or something. Just pushed him onto his bead so hard (still wrapped in the sheet) that he rolled off the other side.
Ali, a friend of mine who's always loosing his keys made a spare motorcycle key for me just incase. We both worked for the same company at different locations. His store was downtown, where he always parked his bike in front of the store window. I called the manager and asked him to distract Ali for several minutes while I "stole" his motorcycle. Then I walked across the street to Starbucks, and watched the mayhem unfold. From his desk he has a clear view of his bike, and he was paranoid it'd get stolen. A few minutes later I recived a frantic phone call from him about how his bike got stolen and since I knew he didn't have insurance it was even funnier.
The manager took this picture of him after I said sure I'll come pick you up.
I came by about 20 minutes after the store closed on his bike. It was hilarious. Needless to say, I lost my key privelages but it was worth it!
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