female co-worker...

[VermilionX]

oh and i don't need a music player...

i can play my own music w/ a guitar.

yes, i'll perform a serenade.



i've been practicing a song for a while now and the lyrics fit.

it's cheesy but i like melody of it.

[Wizzard]

i know the downside is there'll be bad tension between us if she rejects me but not knowing if i have a chance kills me even more.

Son , how old are you ?

[VermilionX]

Son , how old are you ?

i am 25 sir. turning 26 this year.

im not desperate yet, but i see this as fate giving me a chance.

[Shiv]

25 I think.

Yes yes I forgot about the guitar.

Just get a strap to hold it over your shoulders, plug out a chord or two, look her in the eyes, smile, and then serenade her gently into your arms (might wanna remove the guitar at some point).


It's fool-proof.

Or -ish. Only one way to really tell.

[BuzZz]

I'll take the opposing side here.

Don't try. You will cry.

Even if you do get someplace with this, it is bound to go down in flames, and working with an ex is not going to be fun.

And to be totally, brutally, honest, some people should not breed. Cruel, I know, but in 20 years, I forsee some poor group of people trying to talk sense into a young guy who went out and bought a bike that has 1500hp and weighs 35 lbs as a starter bike...... and wants to modify it.....

[VermilionX]

I'll take the opposing side here.

Don't try. You will cry.

Even if you do get someplace with this, it is bound to go down in flames, and working with an ex is not going to be fun.

[Shiv]

Yes, on ya'lls first date you'll step on her toes as ya'll are dancing under the moon light. This will cause her to hop up and down on one foot while holding the other. In your attempts to assist her she will trip over the table that ya'll just ate a candle light dinner at (or well it would have been candle light had you not spilled the wax all over the table cloth and on her shoes that you just stepped on).

She will now be completely off balance and will go careening over the edge of the balcony - I mentioned you were on a balcony, right? You're on a balcony - and fall face first for hundreds of inches, right into your molten lava collection.



It's doomed, man. Doomed.

[VermilionX]

i still wondering why the wizz asked my age.

[BuzZz]

Probably because the whole topic is rather high school-ish....???

[VermilionX]

Probably because the whole topic is rather high school-ish....???

you think so?



i guess it is kinda... i've been through something like this w/ a classmate before in both high school and college.

same type of consequences but this one has more volume of risk if it goes sour.