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Shiv · #61 Unread post by **Shiv** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:52 pm

Whichever reason there's always more fish in the sea. Just throw out another line and jiggle your lure a bit.

Or well, no. That might fall under sexual harassment. Just throw out another line and wait.

And she may invite you yet. Maybe she didn't want to invite you when there were too few animals there because she likes you and she thinks that you don't like her and that inviting you when there weren't many animals there would blatantly be saying that she had feelings for you and she might be afraid of rejection also so she's waiting til more animals are there.

*breath*

So uh, yah.

VermilionX · Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:56 pm

Wizzard wrote: I still don't understand why you couldn't get over it in 30 seconds or less . The no thank you from her if she refused a date . And maybe she was simply telling you the truth about no animals you read too much into .
Ok , son , I'm thru baby sitting for tonight ......

yeah but she could have asked back... would it be okay for me even though there's not much animals there? at least it's not a negative thing w/ that.

also, i was looking in her eyes and i did sense a bit of unrest when i popped the question. but maybe it took her by surprise...

AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!

i get what you mean though about me reading into it too much... but shouldn't i be able take a clue?

BuzZz · #63 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:57 pm

VermilionX wrote:
... but shouldn't i be able take a clue?

So when did this start?

I hope the trend continues, Dude......

JCS · #64 Unread post by **JCS** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:58 pm

OK, Verm. Here's what you do now.

Follow this girl around work all day, everyday, licking your lips, moaning a lot, and humping the air like a dog humping your leg.

Call her at least 35 times a day everyday. Do not speak. Just breath heavily.

Leave at least 5 notes on her car everyday. A rose and card also works here.

Follow her around everywhere she goes. Stay just far enough away so she sees you but not so close as to talk.

Leave presents at her door at her home. Decapitated dolls work here.

After 3-4 months of this, go ahead and ask her out again. If she turns you down, threaten bodily harm to all her friends, family members and pets. You must be drooling slightly while you are having this conversation.

Continue this another 3 months and ask her again.

I guarantee you will get a reaction!

Just kidding. Don't do this. I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

#65 Unread post by **Kal** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:35 pm

VermilionX wrote:i get what you mean though about me reading into it too much... but shouldn't i be able take a clue?

Take heart Verm, I've got ten years of furious dating on you, enough ex's who are friends to drink a pub dry, a live-in partner and a son by a woman who hates me... and I still don't have a clue about women on a regular basis.

Just like on abike be smooth, classy and be friendly. Get to know the girl, give her a chance to know you and just be cool.

roscowgo · #66 Unread post by **roscowgo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:54 am

JCS wrote:OK, Verm. Here's what you do now.

Follow this girl around work all day, everyday, licking your lips, moaning a lot, and humping the air like a dog humping your leg.

Call her at least 35 times a day everyday. Do not speak. Just breath heavily.

Leave at least 5 notes on her car everyday. A rose and card also works here.

Follow her around everywhere she goes. Stay just far enough away so she sees you but not so close as to talk.

Leave presents at her door at her home. Decapitated dolls work here.

After 3-4 months of this, go ahead and ask her out again. If she turns you down, threaten bodily harm to all her friends, family members and pets. You must be drooling slightly while you are having this conversation.

Continue this another 3 months and ask her again.

I guarantee you will get a reaction!

Just kidding. Don't do this. I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

Naw, show up at work wearing jeans with only one leg and carrying a bloody hamhock, when people ask you about it mumble something about the tentacles my god the tentacles, they'll get us all! Sprint cackling into the womens bathroom, perch on the trash can and make hooting noises.

CNF2002 · #67 Unread post by **CNF2002** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:56 am

V, maybe she is reading this board and arranging to have her phone number changed.

Did you really ask her out? Doesnt sound like it...make sure she knows what you want. You're obviously going to do this so theres no point in trying to stop you so...

Just ask her out for a drink.

VermilionX · Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:00 am

holy cr@p!

i just remembered she has a ring...

i was looking at it a week ago and she mentioned it was an Irish wedding ring but she defensively said she's not married and that it can mean several things depending on how you wear it.

i think it was supposed to be a promise ring the way she's wearing it.

STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

how could have i forgotten this info.

CNF2002 · #69 Unread post by **CNF2002** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:04 am

Lots of women wear rings on their wedding finger. It discourages men from hitting on them.

Men also often wear rings on their wedding finger. It encourages women to hit on them.

VermilionX · Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:08 am

CNF2002 wrote:V, maybe she is reading this board and arranging to have her phone number changed.

Did you really ask her out? Doesnt sound like it...make sure she knows what you want. You're obviously going to do this so theres no point in trying to stop you so...

Just ask her out for a drink.

yeah, i am not being very direct but that's alway's been me when it comes to approaching women.

i just don't feel comfortable blatantly asking for date so i try to create scenarios that can lead to it instead.