How about this. I was running late for work one morning, roll the bike out of the garage and place it between my car and my roommates truck. I walk back into the garage to close the door and hear a horrendous crash. I look back and the bike has fallen, bounced off my Impala SS and is laying on my concrete driveway
The best I can figure is that when I rolled the bike out of the garage I still had the sidestand down and it must have been bumped backwards off the stop. Then when I walked away the pushed itself down and the bike fell.
Overall damage, scratches on the clutch lever, scratches on the bar end, dent on the Impala's fender, crease down the fender of the car where the bike rode down
Lesson learned.
P.S. Then that day it hailed and I got hail dings all over the hood of the Impala!!!