Ya know, with everyone telling Verm how bad of a job he's doing and now how bad of a person he is, I'm feeling kinda left out here.

Verm If you don't start paying attention to the people on this board there will be grave consiquences. Since you didn't start of on a 2hp riding lawnmower like we suggested you will be unable to control the fire breathing baby eater (any sportbike 600cc and over) that you've insisted on purchasing. As soon as you even look sideways at you're new demon spawn (hope you get a new bike soon!

) the front wheel will rise from the ground, your ill fitting helmet will turn around on your head and your silly scarf will get caught in the rotor of a low flying traffic helicopter as the incomprehensable power flings you towards your certain doom! With your helmet on backwards (cuz it doesn't fit cuz you didn't listen to us!) You will not see that a grandmother in an oncoming 18 wheeler full of children, grandchildren and cute furry little pet-things pulls a left turn across the path that you were following to oblivion. Your attempts to stop the out of control whirling death machine will backfire sorely as you over aply the brakes sending the beast topleing end over end with you attached to it by your silly scarf which is now wrapped around the kickstand. Tumbling down the road you and the demon bike leave a trail of broken prarts, blood and gore in your wake. Coming to a stop at the side of the road only after brutally slaughtering a troop of girl scouts and bursting into a ball of fire. Floating gently away from your now broken and burnt body you spirit moves on to the afterlife where Erwin "Cannonball" Baker slaps you in the face and sends you straight to Hell!!

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