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guitar guru · #1 Post by **guitar guru** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:56 pm

Thought this was kind of interesting and funny:

Definition of a squid

jmillheiser · #2 Post by **jmillheiser** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:00 pm

Squid: ['Noun'] {slang, generally considered derogatory} is an irresponsible motorcyclist; generally associated with a new or reckless motorcyclist seen riding erratically and/or beyond his or her capabilities often without appropriate riding gear.

seems to be a pretty accurate description of a squid

BubbaGump · #3 Post by **BubbaGump** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:20 pm

Hope you didn't miss the "Squid Purity Test" at the bottom....here's the link: http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

jmillheiser · #4 Post by **jmillheiser** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:31 pm

I took it, I got a 74.

it said I am a halfway decent rider who is also a wise-"O Ring" and too narcassistic for my own good LOL. Hmm, im not narcassistic, but im definately a wise-"O Ring" LOL

guitar guru · #5 Post by **guitar guru** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:17 pm

BubbaGump wrote:Hope you didn't miss the "Squid Purity Test" at the bottom....

""You're speed is limited by:
a]Posted speed limits
b]Road conditions and visibility
c]Quantum Mechanics"

When you hit the horn button, people
[a] have no clue.
think it's just an old Toyota truck.
[c] think it's a runaway semi hauling fertilizer.
[d] think it's the Apocalypse.

After their first ride on a motorcycle with you, your friend
[a] thanks you and compliments your skills.
looks like a stunned rabbit.
[c] files a civil complaint.
[d] eats your cat."

lol

#6 Post by **Skier** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:57 pm

Not mine, but entirely true.

Bugg · #7 Post by **Bugg** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:29 am

I really couldnt imagine shifting with sandals, hell I rode one block from the shop to my house with sneakers and I hated it...arrg metal on toes

kabob983 · #8 Post by **kabob983** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:07 am

Haha, good job Wikipedia!

I wonder who wrote that?

camthepyro · #9 Post by **camthepyro** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:38 am

jmillheiser
PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject:
I took it, I got a 74.

it said I am a halfway decent rider who is also a wise-"O Ring" and too narcassistic for my own good LOL. Hmm, im not narcassistic, but im definately a wise-"O Ring" LOL

I got a 73, but got the same comment thing.

DivideOverflow · #10 Post by **DivideOverflow** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:43 am

I took that test and got an 86. " Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-"O Ring""

BTW, that test is mentally challenged.. there are very few normal answers available. I don't disagree with the result... however, the wise-assedness is mostly directed towards the stupid questions and answers available. There is a reason the average # of questions answered is 47 out of 115...