Check out this squid...

[bok]

usually drunks and babies will get fewer injuries, mostly because they rag doll. same sort of thing that bike racers or downhill skiers do. if you go limp, usually, you will sustain lesser injuries.

[GrandGT]

this reminds me of a great clip from cops i saw a couple weeks ago

two cagers were at a stop light on some long "O Ring" road ready to race when a cop stopped right up behind them. the cop is just like "well i found a couple people about to race but im behind them now so i guess they wont be doing that now." as soon as the light turned green they both shot off anyway, and the cop somehow got them both to pull over a little ways down.

and then he made fun of them because one car was a lot faster than the other

[MakeCarsStandSTill]

Well we all know he doesnt know how to ride and he wasted his money