Question

[storysunfolding]

If you can kill the damned things more power to you

[Ninja Geoff]

M-80 in a small fish, throw fish at seagul, they eat, go boom.

[Gummiente]

M-80 in a small fish, throw fish at seagul, they eat, go boom.

Finally, someone's starting to make some sense around here!

[-Holiday]

Unfortunately at this time what we're looking for is nothing short of instant death within a few milliseconds of impact.

I'd proffer that punching is far from the ideal method. There are... superior ways

perhaps, but I submit that no way is more fun!
Except perhaps death by breast asphyxiation, but who wants to do that to a seagull?

[fireguzzi]

If it were a German seagull it would surely survive.

[zed]

Assuming you are right handed.

Left jab- this won't kill the gull, use it to set up your power punch.
Straight right- this is your power punch. If you can land it on the gull's chin, he's gone!
Left hook- another power punch, but harder to throw correctly, so you may not get the kill.
Undercut- if you can get in close, under the gull's defenses this will definitely finish him off!

Above all, keep your guard up and don't underestimate your opponent.
Let us know how you made out.

[Mistercory]

Why don't you punch it to stun it. Then while it's lying their dazed you can run it over with your bike.

[Ninja Geoff]

Why don't you punch it to stun it. Then while it's lying their dazed you can run it over with your bike.

But then you'd get guts on your bike.
but what about a ?

[-Holiday]

Assuming you are right handed.

Left jab- this won't kill the gull, use it to set up your power punch.
Straight right- this is your power punch. If you can land it on the gull's chin, he's gone!
Left hook- another power punch, but harder to throw correctly, so you may not get the kill.
Undercut- if you can get in close, under the gull's defenses this will definitely finish him off!

Above all, keep your guard up and don't underestimate your opponent.
Let us know how you made out.

So i tried this out.

All I know is that I hit something pretty hard. When I woke up a few minutes later my head hurt and the Sea Gull and my wallet were gone.

I think i need more training.

[Puyopop]

Assuming you are right handed.

Left jab- this won't kill the gull, use it to set up your power punch.
Straight right- this is your power punch. If you can land it on the gull's chin, he's gone!
Left hook- another power punch, but harder to throw correctly, so you may not get the kill.
Undercut- if you can get in close, under the gull's defenses this will definitely finish him off!

Above all, keep your guard up and don't underestimate your opponent.
Let us know how you made out.

So i tried this out.

All I know is that I hit something pretty hard. When I woke up a few minutes later my head hurt and the Sea Gull and my wallet were gone.

I think i need more training.

A little bit late but look no farther for your expert. This is a actually 100% serious the other day I threw/whipped a half empty/full? water bottle at a seagull, they dont hold up so well to it. I never thought I'd hit it but "poo poo" happens its just a "poo poo" hawk. Prognosis, if you punch a seagull with any kind of strength, somebodies dog will have some lunch