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#11 Unread post by 9000white »

lock your wife up before you leave for work if your neighbor rides up on a new Boss Hoss.
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#12 Unread post by dr_bar »

9000white wrote:lock your wife up before you leave for work if your neighbor rides up on a new Boss Hoss.
I believe that it was inversely proportional, making that Boss Hoss rider no threat at all... :laughing: :roll:

I think he should be really worried about that kid down the street with the 50cc Hondamatic. :laughing: :laughing: :mrgreen:
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So what about the guys who don't ride bikes...
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storysunfolding wrote:So what about the guys who don't ride bikes...
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#15 Unread post by Meanie »

It's the other way around. They buy a bigger cc bike to compensate for a smaller package.

But, um..well, I have a 1500 :oops:
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ZooTech wrote:
storysunfolding wrote:So what about the guys who don't ride bikes...
Eunuchs.
Or just no Balls.... :laughing:
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#17 Unread post by Kal »

Gummiente wrote:Honda CX500C = small pencil.
Hmmm Jules has one of those and she diosnt have one (I've spent a lot of time looking)

Last time the subject of size v's bike engine got mentioned she just grinned, and grinned, and grinned...

hmmm

dr_bar wrote:Or just no Balls.... :laughing:


I can believe that. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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#18 Unread post by sapaul »

Kal wrote:
Gummiente wrote:Honda CX500C = small pencil.
Hmmm Jules has one of those and she diosnt have one (I've spent a lot of time looking)

Last time the subject of size v's bike engine got mentioned she just grinned, and grinned, and grinned...

hmmm

dr_bar wrote:Or just no Balls.... :laughing:


I can believe that. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This from a man that rides a 125 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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#19 Unread post by jmillheiser »

Well if its inversely proportional then I have nothing to worry about. I ride a CX500.

Besides its not the size of the bike that matters, its how well you ride it ::evil grin::
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#20 Unread post by Britjoe »

ive got anornmous, stick, average bollocks, anymore than a handful is a waste isnt it.

I have several motorcycles the smallest being a 750, Im not sure how that relates to the size of my meat and two veg, but Ill get my girl friend to research that immidately
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