A lady walking her dog this A.M....

[9000white]

[quote="-Holiday"]so the other day, i was riding my bike and i saw this chipmonk. He crossed the road about 100 feet ahead of me, and he looked like he might of been oonstipated because he walked like he was holding a pencil in his butt.

Arent chipmonks funny?

let me learn you something about chipmunks.when you see one of them acting like that it means he or she is distressed.it is not a physical condition it means that someone has raised their voice to it.much care must be taken not to have this kind of thing happen.i live with about 400 of them.they have destroyed everything i ever owned.

[dieziege]

Beer does wonders for their outlook though. Get a few cold ones down their throat and you can just watch their tails unkink and all their troubles just float away.

Except the beligerent Mad Max types.... when they've been hitting the tequlia those buggers turn nasty with a capital N!

[Kal]

There was a woman down the street who used to wait on it to rain, put on a tight white t-shirt and walk her little rat-dog in the summer on my street.

So, er, um...

Got any pictures?

[MakeCarsStandSTill]

GOING WITH KAL ON THIS ONE!!! LOL