Population Control

[BuzZz]

......Well, instead of agents I'm sure Mother Nature will put us in check and restore an equilibrium by using a disease such as AIDS or other natural disasters....

Whoa Dude. You need to get layed.

I've never had a GF and I'm 21 so count me out of the reproduction scheme of things cause it ain't gonna happen.

Yep you really do.....

[JC Viper]

......Well, instead of agents I'm sure Mother Nature will put us in check and restore an equilibrium by using a disease such as AIDS or other natural disasters....

Whoa Dude. You need to get layed.

I've never had a GF and I'm 21 so count me out of the reproduction scheme of things cause it ain't gonna happen.

Yep you really do.....

What is this "laid" that you speak of?

As soon as I find a girl that can stand my wise-arse yet goody two shoes nature.

[CNF2002]

no test or set of guidelines can predetermine which people will ultimately do a better job of parenting.

*sigh* Well you just can't argue with that kind of sound parental logic

[Loonette]

no test or set of guidelines can predetermine which people will ultimately do a better job of parenting.

*sigh* Well you just can't argue with that kind of sound parental logic

Perhaps I'm too dim for your clever wit, but if you have something to say, a more intentional remark would be appreciated. Not sure if you're being sarcastic or insulting or what?

[Wrider]

......Well, instead of agents I'm sure Mother Nature will put us in check and restore an equilibrium by using a disease such as AIDS or other natural disasters....

Whoa Dude. You need to get layed.

I've never had a GF and I'm 21 so count me out of the reproduction scheme of things cause it ain't gonna happen.

Yep you really do.....

What is this "laid" that you speak of?

As soon as I find a girl that can stand my wise-arse yet goody two shoes nature.

+1 20 and only 1 GF, and only for a month at that!
Wrider

[BuzZz]

Well guys, you could always rent.

Every city and most towns have at least one area where you can go and rent a g/f by the hour (or 10 minutes, whatever your own personal deal is.... ) ..... it is usually cheaper than randomly buying drinks at the bar and trying your luck that way, much better success rate and you don't have to worry about calling the next day.

Yes, it is a joke. So please send all letters and hatemail to my P.M. No need to clutter up the site with posts about what an azzwipe I am.... we all know it already.

[skoebl]

Well guys, you could always rent.

Every city and most towns have at least one area where you can go and rent a g/f by the hour (or 10 minutes, whatever your own personal deal is.... ) ..... it is usually cheaper than randomly buying drinks at the bar and trying your luck that way, much better success rate and you don't have to worry about calling the next day.

So is that what I tell the police officer when he busts me for soliciting a prostitute?
"You don't understand sir. I was just renting her for the evening."

[CNF2002]

no test or set of guidelines can predetermine which people will ultimately do a better job of parenting.

*sigh* Well you just can't argue with that kind of sound parental logic

Perhaps I'm too dim for your clever wit, but if you have something to say, a more intentional remark would be appreciated. Not sure if you're being sarcastic or insulting or what?

No sarcasm or insult.

[storysunfolding]

..... it is usually cheaper than randomly buying drinks at the bar and trying your luck that way, much better success rate and you don't have to worry about calling the next day.

I never have problems. You just have to not be OBVIOUSLY looking for action. Treat the girl with respect, provide some interesting/funny stories and remember in the back of your head that even if she's not all that into you- she has friends and the "you have to meet this guy I met at the bar" works so much better than "Do you have a mirror in your pocket?"

[Kal]

Ladies please close your eyes for a minute...

I can definately recommend the female friend/personal recommendation technique.

I can also recomend self confidence, the ability to laugh at yourself and to be gracious.

When I used to actively hunt I'd find a way to introduce myself, the very worst way, apart from thrownig up on their shoes (which actually worked for a friend of mine but he has a hideous amount of self confidence), is to buy the girl a drink and expect something for it.

Most of the time you will get turned down, sometimes the girl will accept the drink but not be interested in talking to you (in which case be gracious someone will be watching) and sometimes, just sometimes the girl will be flattered or bored enough to talk to you.

Seen the 40 year old virgin? He uses the mirror technique on the girl in the bookstore - it really does work because you are showing an interest in the whats between the girls ears and not just what is between her legs (to paraphrase a close female friend of mine)

Eye contact is a must, open and friendly body language a must, together with an attitude that says I am having fun - I like you - I'd like you to have fun with me kind of attitude.

If a girl enjoys your company but doesn't want to jump into bed it's no loss - you've gained a friend. A friend who probaly has female friends and as you are a fun guy will be happy to introduce you to them.

The main turn off for almost all girls is sensing that you are desperate to get laid, very few women find that attractive because it's something they get everywhere.

Okay ladies you can open your eyes now...