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#91 Unread post by Wrider »

Lol yup, and BTW, glad to see the update, that you're doing better!
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#92 Unread post by 2will »

lol. qwerty, are you related to motof150?

funny how the gun folks are eating it up.
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#93 Unread post by Shorts »

2will wrote:lol. qwerty, are you related to motof150?

funny how the gun folks are eating it up.


Funny how you keep butting in like you have something valueable to add to the conversation.
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#94 Unread post by storysunfolding »

Shorts wrote:I do like dogs, cats, beef, baby back ribs, sex,
In that order shorts?
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#95 Unread post by Shorts »

storysunfolding wrote:
Shorts wrote:I do like dogs, cats, beef, baby back ribs, sex,
In that order shorts?

:laughing: I forgot to add "in no particular order", though here in Asia, those would be found in a single business haha

(yeah, changed my response. 2will doesn't actually warrant that one yet)
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-Holiday wrote:
storysunfolding wrote:
qwerty wrote:. When she was 12 she was a cheerleader, complete with blonde. 18 months later, after 4 hours/day in the gym, she made the varsity football team as a 9th grader. Her goal was to average breaking one opponent's bone per game with clean hits. She missed by one game.
You need to post a picture to make me believe this. Varsity football at 13 and a half where she breaks a bone a game with clean hits?

She weighed 168 and benched 325. Being one of only two girls her age in the neighborhood, she also grew up playing tackle football pickup games. Most of the kids were older than her. Anyone who puts 10 years of practice into anything gets pretty good at it.

Edit: A picture where she's holding your tmw handle so we know you weren't downloading "chicks on steroids" pictures
Ok, I can't keep quiet anymore: have you guys read his posts?

Here's a few of the things he's claimed off of the top of my head:

- someone threw a beer bottle out of a moving car on the highway, he was behind them on his bike, he caught it in mid air and threw it back at them.

Anything chucked out of a moving vehicle leaves the vehicle at a slightly higher speed than the vehicle is moving (vector the velocity of the vehicle and the velocity of the chucked item). To anyone moving at a velocity to that vehicle, whether they are in that vehicle or on another, does not experience the velocity of the vehicle(s) in relation to the chucked object. Therefore, the percieved motion of the chucked object is similar to your buddy tossing you a beer across a bar. Any half-wit 7th grader can explain vectors, moron. Now, a low density object with a high surface area, like a cigarette butt or a piece of paper, will decelerate very quickly because of wind resistance. A denser object with a relatively small surface area, like a glass bottle half full of beer, will not decelerate nearly as quickly. Duh.

- he gave another motorist a flat tire by pulling up next to them (while they were moving) and stabbed it with a knife. (BTW, try puncturing a spare tire sometime with a knife...you'll know its not possible stationary, let alone while on a moving car)

They were not moving. They were stopped in the left turn lane. It wasn't a knife, but a phillips screwdriver. Of course, it is very difficult to puncture a tread by hand, but very easy to puncture a sidewall. Not only do you not know didly about applied physics, but your reading comprehension sucks as does your knowledge of tires and their characteristics.

- he has been in motorcycle movies

I was desert racing. I just happened to be in one of the clips chosen for publication. One movie, it just happened. Again, you demonstrate your sorry reading comprehension skills. If you lived in Texas, you'd have never made it out of 3rd grade. BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!

- he's killed at least 2 people

Hmmm? Only two? Four on two occasions. They shot first, I shot better. Plus no telling how many in Viet Nam. Again, you demonstrate a total lack of ability in reading comprehension. Maybe you could try Sylvan Learning Centers?

- now this equaly rediculous story about his daughter.

i'm sure there is more but that is just off the top of my head. I'd give you exact quotes from his posts but I dont have time, so go do a search on his name and have a laugh.

Oh and, brace yourselves for his violent nonsensical response when he reads this, as real liars cant handle being called out. He sure didnt like it last time. but unfortunately he had nothing to back up these ridiculous claims.

Gee, Holiday, you are too easy. :laughing: Get a life.
As for you, storysunfolding:

Uh-huh. Right. You're the moron who crashed his motorcycle and crippled himself. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, let's just pretend your mind was fine until you crashed and damaged your brain.
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#97 Unread post by Sev »

It's pretty easy to punch a hole in a tire, even through the belts with a sharp object.

And storysunfolding had a van change lanes into him suddenly if memory serves. While it's not normally a good idea to stay beside a vehicle, or even be beside it, it's not always possible to avoid that sort of situation, as such, I figure you owe him an apology on that front at the very least.
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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#98 Unread post by qwerty »

Exactly how hot is it in Hell?
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qwerty wrote:Exactly how hot is it in Hell?
Well since you asked very politely, I will tell you it is a humbeling 455'C.
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#100 Unread post by -Holiday »

heh,its not reading comprehension, its memory. I didnt exactly have all of your posts in front of me when i typed that as i made pretty apparent when i typed that post.

Also, story was in a CAR accident.


so what was that you were saying about reading comprehension?

haha

I knew you'd start with the name calling, but what do you expect from a Doctor.....

since you backed all of your stories up with these scientific facts I'll lay off... Its blatantly clear to me now you're everything you say you are, Doctor.

Now if you'll exuse me I have to go have dinner with the President on the Moon.
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