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Lost in Nova Scotia...

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Lost in Nova Scotia...


Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-bin-aack-ad-dee),they
started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch As they stood at
the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?

The blonde waitress leaned over the counter and said:
"Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttoooonnns"
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#2 Unread post by BigChickenStrips »

ha ha.. i wish we had those here in the states. since i hear so much abotu them on the forums here.
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They suck actually... but if you want to try one go to new england. MA, CT, etc... the land of a million Dunkin Donuts shops.....and there is still room for Tim.
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#4 Unread post by Myself002 »

I was gonna say I see Tim's all the time. DD's are the majority tho and why do is the waitress blonde?

Its kinda like ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.
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#5 Unread post by TechTMW »

Everywhere - sorta like Waffle House in the south or Starbucks in any trendy city.
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Its like star bucks, but when you give them a five for your coffee, you'll get change instead of "wheres the rest"

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#7 Unread post by BigChickenStrips »

be careful about your tone when you talk of waffle house. that is one of the finest eateries in the country, probably the world.

yea, i'll have my hash browns smothered covered and chunked. better make that a double.
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#8 Unread post by bok »

waffle house BAH
Cracker Barrel ftw!

(although i don't mind chicken and waffles, it's just not a big seller in canada)
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mmmm..hash browns......
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I hate Cracker Barrel, and the only thing I'll eat from Waffle House are there hash browns, which are amazing for hangovers. Plus, Waffle House is open 24/7, I have many good memories sitting in there at 3am, just hanging out.
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