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Ruined Cowboy Lines

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Ruined Cowboy Lines

This puts Old West adages in a whole new perspective!....

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback mountain):



1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
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#2 Unread post by fireguzzi »

:LOL2: :LOL2:
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:laughing: :lol: :laughing: :clapping: :clapping: :roll2: :LOL2: :LOL2: :LOL2:


oh man that was pretty funny.


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Haha, that's great.
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Small world , some one emailed me that list this morning :laughing:
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#6 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

On the exact same theme, I received a different list.... :laughing:

I have not seen the Movie....But I think now the 'Gay Thing' has gone too far!

Gay Westerns now? Gimme a break!!!!

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P.S. Homosexuals Motto: 'NEVER LEAVE YOUR MATES BEHIND'.
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