Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children
to the following questions about moms.
Why Were Moms Made?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How Were Moms Made?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. The Goddess made my mom just the same like she made me.
She just used bigger parts.
What Ingredients Are Mother's Made Of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
mostly use string I think.
Why Did You Get Your Mother and Not Some Other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. The Goddess knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.
What Kind of Little Girl Was Your Mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other
stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would
be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What Did Mom Need to Know about Dad Before She Married Him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does
he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year?
Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom
eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap
on.
Who's the Boss at Your House?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff
under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to
do than Dad.
What's the Difference Between Moms and Dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just go to
work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real
power, because that's who you got to ask if you want to
sleep over at your friend's.
What Does Your Mom Do in Her Spare Time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What Would It Take to Make Your Mom Perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If You Could Change One Thing about Your Mom, What Would It
Be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.
I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my
sister who did it and not me.