#1 is the guy on the (really, really nice) Harley I saw at a set of lights the other day. Very cool bike, and he's fitted in nice gear, with a *full* friggin' plastic grocery bag hanging from the left handlebar. I sat there staring at him as the bag swung back and forth in the wind. I'm sure a good bump or hard brake would have ripped the bottom of that bag out. Yikes.
#2 is the insane guy on a Ninja who had a neat way of returning a wave. I see him coming and do the ol' low wave with my left hand. He returns the favour by nodding, then yanking back into the highest wheelie I've seen, at about 90km/hr and with a buddy on the back of his bike, and traffic beside and behind him. I was thinking "jesus that's stupid" immediately followed by "jesus I with I could do that".
Oh, and there's also the rough looking guy on a hog stopped beside our van at a set of lights. My 5 year old says "dad, there's a motorcycle with mouthwash on the back!". Sure enough he had a huge bottle of Scope strapped to the seat behind him, out in the open. I guess he didn't want a bag hanging off the handlebars.
I also sat out a hail storm with some people under a bridge last month. I thought I was dressed too lightly with my riding jacket, boots, and jeans... this guy and his wife had shorts, sneakers, and t-shirts on. They were shaking so hard I thought they'd chip their teeth.
I was about >< close to nailing him and it would have totally been his fault.