I couldn't avoid the first one, and pretty much gutted him right in the middle of his body with my tires. He was sprawled over my half of the road. It was either the water truck in the left lane, the ditch full of wood on the right, or ripping through the snake. Going hard on the brakes would have been interesting as I lost front wheel traction, so I didn't bother. This thing was pretty thick.
I went back and the poor thing was done for. Guts popping everywhere. I had to put it out of its misery.


After doing this, I passed another one in a corner, and just managed to get out of its way. The second one covered more than half the width of the road.
Then a friggin' bird swooped down and hit me in the foot. I'm glad I wear boots.

Oh, and then I found a killer bat at work this morning.

This last photo was snapped moments before the bat attempted to rip out my jugular. Luckily I was able to avoid a quick and painful death by carrying Thor (I named him) to a dark corner behind a building and putting him down for a nap. I'll definately be keeping my eyes open once the sun drops tonight though!!
I think the Joe Rocket gloves saved my life. Check those fangs. heh heh
I think mother nature has a hit out on me.