'Real' Rider

[Kal]

A biker went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat supping his pint, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on bikes. My mum was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Dads bike, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Dad until I finally got my own bike. I've been riding a bike ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."