Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
for a little fireside chat......He says, "Mike, let me tell you
something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off
my pants and handed them to your mother and said, "Here - try theseon."
She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I
replied, "Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here
try these on." She does and says, "These
are too large, they don't fit me. Mike says, "Exactly. I
wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you
to ever forget that."
Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says,
"Here you try on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your
pants."
Karen says, "Exactly. And, if you don't change your smart "O Ring"
attitude, you never will."
