Big Bubba DOES Paris

[norsseman]

Bubba Does Paris



Slow Bubba Does Paris

Bubba, a furniture dealer from Alabama, decided to expand his line of furniture, so went to Paris to see what he could find.

Arriving, he met some manufacturers & picked a line he thought would sell well back home.

To celebrate he decided to visit a small bistro & have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine he noticed the place was crowded & the other chair at his table was the only vacant one.

Before long a beautiful Parisian girl came, asked him something in French he didn't understand & motioned to the chair.

He invited her to sit, tried to speak to her in English, but she didn't understand, so after a few minutes trying to talk to her, he took a napkin, drew a picture of a wine glass & showed it to her.

She nodded & he ordered her a glass of wine.

After sitting there a while he took another napkin & drew a picture of a plate of food.

She nodded & they left to find a quiet cafe with a small band. They ordered dinner, after which he took a napkin & drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded & they got up & danced until the cafe closed & the band packed.

At the table, the girl took a napkin & drew a picture of a 4 poster bed.

To this day Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business...