Assorted Riddles

[norsseman]

Assorted Good Riddles ...

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa


Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a
Car crash?
He's all right now.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.


What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".


What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.


What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin
doctor?
A pachydermatologist


What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. (I'd like to check out that "Z" size)


What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.


What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

[Nibblet99]

Can we place a ban on people posting in the Funny Farm on Thursdays and Fridays? theres a definate drop in the humour at the end of the week