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Kids Joke

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A Kingergarten teacher taught her class to perform a Parents' Day Show.

She had 5 pupils each carry a large placard of one letter spelling out "HELLO". The children marched out on Parents' Day with the opening greeting to start the show. As the children organized themselves the curiosity of the audience turned to roars of laughter. The teacher peering from behind the stage curtain saw that the child who was carrying the "O" was the first in the line instead of the last.
"Zounds! Zorched by Zarches, Spaceman Spiff's crippled craft crashes on planet Plootarg!"

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