DEAR ABBEY
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:32 pm
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob
My valve covers! 
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