While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back in the States, he wakes one morning to find his pencil covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The Doctor, never having > seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor Says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your pencil."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead If you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, Figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines hi s pencil and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already Know that, but what can we do? My American doctor Wants to operate and amputate my pencil!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way.
No need to opelate!" Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
Always wear a Condom in China!
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Confuscious say man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who have hands in pants feel cocky.
It is good to meet girl in park, but it is better to park meat in girl.
Words of wisdom from the chinese HotPockets guy.
Man who have hands in pants feel cocky.
It is good to meet girl in park, but it is better to park meat in girl.
Words of wisdom from the chinese HotPockets guy.
One thing you can count on: You push a man too far, and sooner or later he'll start pushing back.
