Daily walk

[BuzZz]

There was an old man who liked to walk in the park every afternoon.

One day he met an old lady on his walk and asked her to join him. They met everyday and walked together, arm in arm and talking. This went on for weeks and they became very close.

As they were walking one day, the old guy was feeling what was left of his oats and leaned over to his ladyfriend and said, " You know, we walk close together, side by side everyday, nobody would notice if you reached down and just held onto my Willie. I sure would enjoy it and we won't get many more chances for this kind of thing at our age. What do you say?"

The old lady was shocked and embarrassed and told him "No."

This went on for a week untill the old lady finally gave in and they went for thier walk hand in hand and Willie in hand. This pleased the old fart very much. After that the continued this ritual for a month.

Then one day, the old lady could not find the old man for thier daily walk. She was concerned so she went looking for him. She found him, sitting on a bench with ANOTHER old lady, who was holding onto the man's equipment.

This made the first old lady mad, so she went up to the old guy and said, "Why dirty Old Coot! After all this time of us walking and holding.. uumm, hands... you don't show up and I find you here with this, this Tramp! Why? Tell me what she has that I don't have?"

"Parkinson's" he said with a smile.

[Nibblet99]

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