The Pelican
-
Triumphgirl
- Legendary 300
- Posts: 340
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:24 pm
- Sex: Female
- Years Riding: 100
- My Motorcycle: Triumph America 07
- Location: ALBERTA, CANADA
The Pelican
A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak - Food enough for a week, but I'm damned if I see how the helican.
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens
-
Wrider
- Site Supporter - Gold
- Posts: 5285
- Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:46 pm
- Real Name: Ryan
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 4
- My Motorcycle: 2005 Kawasaki Z750S
- Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Re: The Pelican
lol *facepalm*
Have owned - 2001 Suzuki Volusia
Current bike - 2005 Kawasaki Z750S
MMI Graduation date January 9th, 2009. Factory Certifications in Suzuki and Yamaha
Current bike - 2005 Kawasaki Z750S
MMI Graduation date January 9th, 2009. Factory Certifications in Suzuki and Yamaha
-
Triumphgirl
- Legendary 300
- Posts: 340
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:24 pm
- Sex: Female
- Years Riding: 100
- My Motorcycle: Triumph America 07
- Location: ALBERTA, CANADA
Re: The Pelican
BuzZz wrote:Stealing jokes from Alyce now, Tgirl?
No!! She thinks I am old and a geek. Or shall I say Kewl, thats the way the kids are spelling it these days.I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens
-
storysunfolding
- Moderator
- Posts: 3882
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:20 am
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 22
- My Motorcycle: Vstrom 650, S1000RR, XS850, ZX6R
- Location: Reston Virginia
-
Triumphgirl
- Legendary 300
- Posts: 340
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:24 pm
- Sex: Female
- Years Riding: 100
- My Motorcycle: Triumph America 07
- Location: ALBERTA, CANADA
-
zeligman
- Site Supporter - Diamond
- Posts: 508
- Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:02 pm
- Real Name: Alex
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 2
- My Motorcycle: 02 Suzuki Volusia 800 (in salvage :( )
- Location: Boston, MA
Re: The Pelican
hmmm are we looking for lymericks now? 
let the bad puns begin!
let the bad puns begin!still recovering - back to crutches, then walking with a stick, then running - then hopefully riding again!
-
ceemes
- Legendary 2000
- Posts: 2153
- Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:35 pm
- Real Name: a big secret
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 26
- My Motorcycle: 1998 Triumph Trophy
- Location: Burnaby, BC, Canada, Sol 3, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Known Universe.
Re: The Pelican
There was a man from Nantuketzeligman wrote:hmmm are we looking for lymericks now?
Who's c...
oppps, almost forgot....we have kiddies here sometimes......my bad.....
Always ask why.
-
Triumphgirl
- Legendary 300
- Posts: 340
- Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:24 pm
- Sex: Female
- Years Riding: 100
- My Motorcycle: Triumph America 07
- Location: ALBERTA, CANADA
-
NorthernPete
- Moderator
- Posts: 3485
- Joined: Mon May 02, 2005 4:24 pm
- Real Name: Pete
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 11
- My Motorcycle: 1988 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500
- Location: Northern Ontario, Canada
Re: The Pelican
Limericks?? heres some I saw and will now steal, Classic Poems rewritten as Limericks
Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go:
He was miles away from a nap.
The Raven
There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says “Nevermore.”
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin’
“I want,” Dylan said
“You to bi*ch till you’re dead.
“I’ll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin’.”
I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud
There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.
Footprints in the Sand
There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said “Now look back;
You’ll see one set of tracks.
That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”
Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go:
He was miles away from a nap.
The Raven
There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says “Nevermore.”
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin’
“I want,” Dylan said
“You to bi*ch till you’re dead.
“I’ll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin’.”
I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud
There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.
Footprints in the Sand
There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said “Now look back;
You’ll see one set of tracks.
That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”
1988 VN1500
2009 GS500F
2009 GS500F