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The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:52 pm
by High_Side
I'll start us off with a couple of Motorcycle Commandments to share the wealth of knowledge that resides in the collective grey-matter of the TotalMotorcyclers. To do your part, simply add your own to the existing commandments above like this:

1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:53 pm
by High_Side
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:54 pm
by High_Side
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool :P
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:59 pm
by High_Side
4.) Never believe anything that you read on an internet motorcycle forum!
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool :P
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:00 pm
by High_Side
5.) Never ride faster than your line of sight allows
4.) Never believe anything that you read on an internet motorcycle forum!
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool :P
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:03 pm
by High_Side
6.) Thou shalt be OK to covet thy neighbors motorcycle, however thou shalt not buy the exact same motorcycle as this will "pee" them off.
5.) Never ride faster than your line of sight allows
4.) Never believe anything that you read on an internet motorcycle forum!
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool :P
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:04 pm
by High_Side
....take it away.....

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:10 am
by Wrider
7.) Ride like half the people don't see you, and the other half want to kill you.
6.) Thou shalt be OK to covet thy neighbors motorcycle, however thou shalt not buy the exact same motorcycle as this will "pee" them off.
5.) Never ride faster than your line of sight allows
4.) Never believe anything that you read on an internet motorcycle forum!
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool :P
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:35 am
by fireguzzi
8.) Take number 1 and 7 and turn it into a mantra to chant to yourself while riding anywhere other then your driveway.

Re: The Infinite # of Motorcycle Commandments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:22 pm
by HYPERR
9.) You can ride fast and you can ride slow, but never ride in a hurry.
8.) Take number 1 and 7 and turn it into a mantra to chant to yourself while riding anywhere other then your driveway.
7.) Ride like half the people don't see you, and the other half want to kill you.
6.) Thou shalt be OK to covet thy neighbors motorcycle, however thou shalt not buy the exact same motorcycle as this will "pee" them off.
5.) Never ride faster than your line of sight allows
4.) Never believe anything that you read on an internet motorcycle forum!
3.) Yellow vests do not look cool
2.) If you wear a yellow vest and have loud pipes in hopes that people will see you, see #1
1.) Assume the bastards will never see you.