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Ignorant funny comments you have heard...

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Please post any ignorant funny things you have either said, read, or heard... this should be a very funny thread!
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trader4less wrote:Please post any ignorant funny things you have either said, read, or heard... this should be a very funny thread!
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I remember being a passenger in a friends CJ7 and we were driving below a levee in a dry wash and all of a sudden we sank! We couldn't move forward or back out. A man in an older Chevy truck parked on the levee above us asked us if we were stuck.

When we told him that we were he said "Stuck?- Jeeps can't get stuck."

Well, I guess we proved him wrong! Anything can get stuck!
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When I was on my honeymoon in Reno, Nevada a couple thought that Calgary, Alberta, Canada was next to the Grand Canyon!

The same couple asked us how we like President Bush as he must be the president of Canada as well... right? ;)

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That is funny! I think Bush believes he is every countries President!
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mydlyfkryzis wrote:
trader4less wrote:Please post any ignorant funny things you have either said, read, or heard... this should be a very funny thread!
lol

I concur.
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Knew I should have voted for Kerry! lol
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I was talking to a friend of mine (ex military) and he commented that he had seen something that read:

"Marine Snipers - You can run, but you'll only die tired"

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