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broom humor

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:05 am
by bennettoid
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned
over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a
little whisk-broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom-broom.



"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:46 am
by Keyoke
*Groan*

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:51 am
by Nibblet99
Marleen, fetch me my boom stick, we goin' huntin'