My Politically Correct Seasons Greetings
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:11 pm
As a professional in modern society, I have been cautiously advised ,that
according to the ACLU, I may need a Politically Correct Season's
Greetings so not to possibly offend any of my friends. Here is what
was suggested...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Legal Disclaimer:
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and isvoid where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
And for those of us not politically correct: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year...and you know what the ACLU can do with their suggestion, as I'll hang mistletoe over my back belt loop and they can kiss what sits below the mistletoe.
With all my positive emotional support;
Wizzard
according to the ACLU, I may need a Politically Correct Season's
Greetings so not to possibly offend any of my friends. Here is what
was suggested...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Legal Disclaimer:
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and isvoid where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
And for those of us not politically correct: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year...and you know what the ACLU can do with their suggestion, as I'll hang mistletoe over my back belt loop and they can kiss what sits below the mistletoe.
With all my positive emotional support;
Wizzard
(I'm glad to see someone takes these issues seriously! 