The rabbit biker

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• Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He
had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured
out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first
thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and
asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you
are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both
three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them
now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in
this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and
the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's
turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be
female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would
like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit
didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a
motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took
his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female
except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his
helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and
took off like a bat out of hell.

[Chris8187]

LMAO that is hilarious.

[CentralOzzy]

YES!

Very good!