The Budweiser chief naturally asked for, "The King of Beers, please."
The man from Foster's of course ordered one of his own as well, commenting, "Only the best for me!"
The CEO from Guiness said, "Just a glass of water, if you please."
The other men noticed and asked him, "What's the matter? Aren't you going to drink beer?"
He replied with a grin, "Of course not. If you fellows aren't going to drink beer, then neither am I!"
