One of those questions women ask.

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One of those questions women ask.

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Hello

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.

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#2 Unread post by NorthernPete »

mmm...spam....with a joke....in the wrong section....
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#3 Unread post by totalmotorcycle »

LOL, yup and I edited out the spam, deactived their account but kept the joke.

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#4 Unread post by NorthernPete »

A1 Mike!!!


It was a funny joke.....
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#5 Unread post by Dirtytoes »

don't know what the whole spam hing was about....but the joke is funny as hell.

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#6 Unread post by NorthernPete »

twas an ad on the end of the joke before... it was posted in general maintainance or soemthing.... one post..

spammers suck.

Oh and Mike, theres one more like this up in the start your engines.
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#7 Unread post by totalmotorcycle »

NorthernPete wrote:Oh and Mike, theres one more like this up in the start your engines.
Got it, thank you. :D

Spammers do not last long on such a watched forum like this. Personally, I wouldn't waste my time if I was a spammer spamming here as there are millions of other forums out there much easier targets.

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#8 Unread post by rapidblue »

awesome joke and good job with the spammers!
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#9 Unread post by Apitoxin »

What's the point of spamming a joke?

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