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Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:06 am

Canada will do anything not to admit that 90% of it's people lives along the border to bath in our glory.

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:09 am

Oh no! I thought this was a Kal fight, not a Canada/U.S. fight.....

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:10 am

Kal's a bastrd. He's starting fights all over.

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:14 am

All right! Let's go find him then...

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:16 am

See. It's the God Damned British thinking they can start something between us and get another foot hold. He knows "fudge" all about North American pride (excluding mexico)

Just kidding Mexico.

#26 Unread post by **Kal** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:18 am

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada

-Holiday · #27 Unread post by **-Holiday** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:27 am

I like Canadians.

Taste like chicken.

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:29 am

Ok- In America we can agree that the U.S. and Britain are not at fault with anything. It's those damn jihading Canadians... wait... that doesn't seem right. Sure Canada is bound to have practicioners of the Islamic Faith but certainly not in a majority of it's people. Wait... here it is... can this be right... That's seriously the only answer I have in my current US citizens handbook for dealing with problems with foreigners

Excerpt from Bush Administrations Handbook for the Citizens of the United States of America

What to do when you encounter a foreigner that you have problems with
Either they are jihadists or you are. Find enough friends to keep us elected and we'll invade their land, imprison some of their people, spit on human rights, and make sure you have a good enough lie to fall back on when you're in another country. If nothing else scream, terrorist, point at them and say WMD's or Al Queda repeatedly

Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:32 am

I'm sorry Canada, you are obviously terrorists. Kal found a document outlaying your plans to undermine the authority of American parents by coruptiong our youth. I'm afraid you have WMD's hidden in that tower in Toronto, and Prime Minister Harper is obviously a dictator.

NorthernPete · Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:10 am

the CN tower is just a place for us to rotate tourists.....

Canada, we are the USA's hat....