weapons on a bike?

[qwerty]

Why mess around with a screwdriver, a little folder does wonders. [/quote]

The headlight adjustment was too high when I bought the bike. I had the screwdriver in my coat pocket to adjust the headlight between test rides.

I am not ashamed of my service to my country. I was ordered to do a job and I did it. I am not ashamed. What have you done for your country?

The perps shot at me first. Self defense isn't killing, it is giving bullies just consequences. I am not ashamed. I didn't start anything, I effectively eliminated immediate threats to my safety and to the safety of those intrusted to my care. That is all. Think of all the money I saved the state government.

Now, get off my case, little boy who cries and whines in the face of adversity, but only if your buddies will back you up. You and your little buddies are so brave behind your keyboards. It makes me wonder how you are in real life. I think the rest of us have a pretty good idea. Nothing personal, but you sound like one of the emotionally weak multitudes who thinks it's horrible to feed a bunny rabbit to a python.

Effective alternative weapons, if you know how to use them, are:

Your brain.

Car keys.

Pencils and pens.

Helmets.

Belts.

Shoestrings.

Car antennas.

Hot liquids.

Glass.

Shoes and boots.

Purses.

Books.

Rolling pins.

Fry pans.

Any other dense, solid object.

Paper clips.

Pneumatic nailers.

Circular saw blades.

Many types of hand tools.

Brooms.

Mops.

Shovels.

Canned corn.

Frozen leg of lamb.

1-ounce football sinker.

Roll of quarters.

Spray bottle of amonia.

Uncle Ray's pickled egg and beer farts.

If you think about it, this list can go on and on.

[Apollofrost]

If you think about it, this list can go on and on.

Or just read them one of motof150's posts and they'll just die laughing.

[Pongo]

Keep your hair on.

Now, get off my case, little boy who cries and whines in the face of adversity, but only if your buddies will back you up. You and your little buddies are so brave behind your keyboards. It makes me wonder how you are in real life. I think the rest of us have a pretty good idea. Nothing personal, but you sound like one of the emotionally weak multitudes who thinks it's horrible to feed a bunny rabbit to a python.

Water off a duck's back.

[-Holiday]

I think the rest of us have a pretty good idea. Nothing personal, but you sound like one of the emotionally weak multitudes who thinks it's horrible to feed a bunny rabbit to a python.

You seem really angry.

I'm not really sure if you're talking to me or not since you rarely address anyone personally, but I don’t think you're in any position to be speaking for the rest of the board, especially when several of them have called you out on your ridiculous stories as well. That is in addition to the many others who I'm sure laugh silently to themselves when they read your posts.

Now, if you're really interested in my real life character, feel free to ask the 4 or 5 people on this site have met me. Aside from that, I don’t have anything to prove to you, so think what you want. All I did was call you out on the admittedly outrageous claims you've made. Your anger and childish remarks made in your defense only seem to prove even further how full of dodo you are.

But of course, how else would a liar's argument go except to try to question the character of the person making the accusations? There is no other path to take really.

So in other words big guy, I understand your plight. Now talk on, talk on...



p.s. next time you speak with the President, tell him -Holiday from TMW said hi.

[Fathertork]

If used properly, your bike could be the weapon. Just point it and trip the trigger.

[Sev]

Why mess around with a screwdriver, a little folder does wonders.

The headlight adjustment was too high when I bought the bike. I had the screwdriver in my coat pocket to adjust the headlight between test rides.

I am not ashamed of my service to my country. I was ordered to do a job and I did it. I am not ashamed. What have you done for your country?

The perps shot at me first. Self defense isn't killing... (text shortened)

Two quick things:

1) Killing is killing whether in self defense or aggression, the other person still ends up dead. It's not a question of semantics or reasons. It's a definition, if the guy ended up dead because of something you did you killed him.

2) You say you're not ashamed a lot, who are you trying to convince, us or you?

[lunchmeat]

Don't bring this thread back.

[CNF2002]

I don't need a weapon, my good looks can kill.

[Fast Eddy B]

Weapons Thread




Only time will tell if (simulated) violence will win over (poorly articulated) violence. I've done my part, now you can do yours by ignoring this post and any that follow it. Cheers!

[Shorts]

If used properly, your bike could be the weapon. Just point it and trip the trigger.

MMMM hehehe like an A10 Warthog. That'd be sweet.