Why mess around with a screwdriver, a little folder does wonders.Ninja Geoff wrote:

The headlight adjustment was too high when I bought the bike. I had the screwdriver in my coat pocket to adjust the headlight between test rides.
I am not ashamed of my service to my country. I was ordered to do a job and I did it. I am not ashamed. What have you done for your country?
The perps shot at me first. Self defense isn't killing, it is giving bullies just consequences. I am not ashamed. I didn't start anything, I effectively eliminated immediate threats to my safety and to the safety of those intrusted to my care. That is all. Think of all the money I saved the state government.
Now, get off my case, little boy who cries and whines in the face of adversity, but only if your buddies will back you up. You and your little buddies are so brave behind your keyboards. It makes me wonder how you are in real life. I think the rest of us have a pretty good idea. Nothing personal, but you sound like one of the emotionally weak multitudes who thinks it's horrible to feed a bunny rabbit to a python.
Effective alternative weapons, if you know how to use them, are:
Your brain.
Car keys.
Pencils and pens.
Helmets.
Belts.
Shoestrings.
Car antennas.
Hot liquids.
Glass.
Shoes and boots.
Purses.
Books.
Rolling pins.
Fry pans.
Any other dense, solid object.
Paper clips.
Pneumatic nailers.
Circular saw blades.
Many types of hand tools.
Brooms.
Mops.
Shovels.
Canned corn.
Frozen leg of lamb.
1-ounce football sinker.
Roll of quarters.
Spray bottle of amonia.
Uncle Ray's pickled egg and beer farts.
If you think about it, this list can go on and on.