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Flipper · #11 Unread post by **Flipper** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:55 am

OMG Chihuahua haters!

Well I'll just take advantage of this opportunity and post a picture of my sweet little chihuahua mix Teddy.
He can beat up Paris Hiltons dog.

jonnythan · Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:08 am

Flipper wrote:OMG Chihuahua haters!

Well I'll just take advantage of this opportunity and post a picture of my sweet little chihuahua mix Teddy.
He can beat up Paris Hiltons dog.

I think he could beat up Paris Hilton.

jstark47 · #13 Unread post by **jstark47** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:05 am

Flipper wrote:OMG Chihuahua haters!

Well I'll just take advantage of this opportunity and post a picture of my sweet little chihuahua mix Teddy.

Hmmm..... another A.R.D!! (Annoying Rat Dog). Got one of 'em in my house right now, my step-daughter is living with us temporarily and she brought along "Pixel."

Maybe if I'm lucky, DoofyDawg (Cody, the 110lb German Shepherd) will sit on her!!

I've been trying to convince my 16lb tomcat Solo that Chihuahua tastes just like chicken......

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Eastern District Chairman, United Chihuahua Haters of America

JC Viper · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:00 am

jstark47 wrote:
Flipper wrote:OMG Chihuahua haters!

Well I'll just take advantage of this opportunity and post a picture of my sweet little chihuahua mix Teddy.
Hmmm..... another A.R.D!! (Annoying Rat Dog). Got one of 'em in my house right now, my step-daughter is living with us temporarily and she brought along "Pixel." Maybe if I'm lucky, DoofyDawg (Cody, the 110lb German Shepherd) will sit on her!!

I've been trying to convince my 16lb tomcat Solo that Chihuahua tastes just like chicken......

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Eastern District Chairman, United Chihuahua Haters of America

I'm sort of across the river from you, need a hitman to take out that rat of a dog?? (Idea from the Seinfeld episode where Elaine goes to Newman)

Nice pseudo sig.

Texfire · #15 Unread post by **Texfire** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:03 am

Down in Texas you can run over rabbits but you have to watch out for the Jackalopes, their horns get caught in your spokes.

Tex

Lion_Lady · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:44 am

We were instructed to NOT brake/swerve for "squishables" ie, cats, squirrels, racoons, etc.

Though I think I'd have a tough time, NOT swerving for a pet.

Now, if it were a dog CHASING me...

P

jonnythan · Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:54 am

Lion_Lady wrote:"squishables" ie, cats, squirrels, racoons, etc.

What an excellent term.

flynrider · Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:44 pm

Lion_Lady wrote:We were instructed to NOT brake/swerve for "squishables" ie, cats, squirrels, racoons, etc.

I think it depends on the circumstances (mostly speed and road conditions). When a squishable object jumps into my path, I can often get in enough braking to allow it to get by on one side or another. The one thing I won't do is continue to brake. When the point comes where impact is inevitable, it's off the brakes and straight ahead.

Swerving I rarely do. If you happen to be leaned even just a little bit, and still impact the squishable, you're toast.

ceemes · #19 Unread post by **ceemes** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:45 pm

tropicalhotdog wrote:...and if it were Paris Hilton's chihuahua and back up and run over it again.

only if said Chihuahua was in Paris' handbag and said handbag was still draped over her shoulder.......

Never like Chihuahua. IMHO they are little more then rats with delusions of grandeur.

but back on topic....sorry if its a case of either me bouncing down the asphalt on my backside or turning Fluffy or Tiddum's in to Road Kill Stew makin's, then break out the stew pot ma, coz we is eatin' like kings tonight.

ceemes · #20 Unread post by **ceemes** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Texfire wrote:Down in Texas you can run over rabbits but you have to watch out for the Jackalopes, their horns get caught in your spokes.

Tex

I'll see your Jackalopes and raise you one nuke armed Basselope.