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How to dump your girlfriend in 3 seconds or less

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RhadamYgg wrote:I must have a sign on me that says "Never mind, he doesn't need vasoline."
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Took a week and half before my arm healed up. Skin nice and pink now but scab is off. That's with a textile jacket with armour. Can't imagine the rash she had chest and arms with just a tank top ouchy ouchy.
RhadamYgg wrote:I must have a sign on me that says "Never mind, he doesn't need vasoline."
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Wowzers! That'll teach her about proper riding gear...
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There was a whole saga of her road rash on the net long ago after this was first posted. She did get some nasty rash indeed.
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CRIKEY!
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What the heck was he thinking!
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Markg1 wrote:What the heck was he thinking!
(or not thinking)...haha.
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if that were my daughter...i would bury him.
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