I once loved to ride:
It is a cool day here but that never bothered me I still got up and thought about how I could make time to go for a ride even if it was just down to the corner store but now I get up and look out the window and think am I ready for a sore butt, am I ready for one of the worse rides on a bike you could ever dream of. Answer to this is a reluctant yea I well go for that ride and the whole time I well be thinking what a piece of junk this Kawasaki 800 is and just who really made this thing. A seat that you would love to take off and send back to them and tell them where to put it.

A shock system that makes you feel like with every bump on the road a pole is being pushed up your butt (where did I put that dam preparation - H.)

Who needs a proctologist just go and buy a Kawasaki 800. Ok ready to go oh dam I got dressed and ate breakfast first that means I well have to sit for the next 10 – 15 minutes and wait for (lack of a better name) bike to warm up. Now can I please, ok I well give it a try. As I pull down the drive all seems ok, on the road now OK now let’s give a little throttle a paws and a bang dam still not warmed up. Corner coming up better pull the chock back out a little. Did not work as another back fire and power cuts out for a second or two. Ok made it to the store for more Prep – H. Can’t stay to long in the store or motor well get cold. We are now into one hour and on my way home pop pop as I round the corner once more. I am home my back end is dead my back still at the store and but guess what this hole of a bike is running great now. You know what is funny they know they made junk and now they are trying to cover it by adding more power (06) and fuel injection but they still have the same seat and shock.
Tobe
To be or not to be that is the question.