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#1 Unread post by camthepyro »

I was scanning the craigslist motorcycle section mostly looking for parts, etc. and came across this add, and thought it was pretty funny:

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Will trade girlfriend for a bike - $5000
Reply to: sale-144545986@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-23, 2:18PM EST


I have a girlfriend, she doenst clean, cook, make since, takes meds to keep her head level, owns 2 dogs that think the house is a toilet, is NOT.. I repeat... IS NOT DOMESTICATED.. meaning, she cant take care of house or wash clothes...

PLEASE someone... trade me a bike for her, I dont care if it runs..


I will deliver.




* this is in or around Kennesaw
* yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




144545986
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#2 Unread post by Jamers! »

wow, just wow




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#3 Unread post by Mud »

JWF505 wrote:wow, just wow




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Do you always end your posts with JWF? You type that in every post?
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#4 Unread post by Jamers! »

Mud wrote:
JWF505 wrote:wow, just wow




JWF
Do you always end your posts with JWF? You type that in every post?


i have ended every post on every forum im on with that. And no i dont type it, i use a cool firefox extension to have it added, but in essence yes i do. why you ask?



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#5 Unread post by Mud »

just kinda wierd, cause i was confused cause it was above the signature line
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#6 Unread post by storysunfolding »

Does she come with the dogs? If she doesn't then he's not getting the saddle bags!
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Didn't attach a picture huh.
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#8 Unread post by NorthernPete »

this is along the same lines as the wanted lady with bass boat and motor, send pic of boat and motor?
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