The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

[ceemes]

Seems today, the art of creative cursing is dying off. Instead of being original or sharp witted, we all tend to curse off someone who annoys with the standard f you and the like. So I was wondering, just how creative you lowly bunch of sheep shagging toerags really are. To play the game, come up with a creative curse, such as "may the flea's of a thousand she-camels infest your lower regions" and apply to the last person who posted. I humbly offer myself as the first target....sharpen your wit and fire at will. (poor bloody Will, always getting fired at.) Lets see how long this will last.

[Wrider]

Well since you used that one on me...
May your superglue and your eyes meet upon the sight of your reflection.

[storysunfolding]

You toad hopper limey better by Budda's blue balls make this right or I'm going to cut you in the only part your wife cares about.

[storysunfolding]

As an aside, our goal should be to elevate this to the level of witticism for which Churchill was best known.

[totalmotorcycle]

Oh boy. I am so bad at this may my legs turn into crumbly hills of cheddar if I'm not cheesy enough.


BTW - I added the name "Automated Curse Generator" to the thread title as it can be found more easily on the internet.

[Wrider]

Your automated curse generator is a pile of festering garbage piled high between your audiological input devices.

[ceemes]

May your son grow up to run the spit shine concession at a leather boys bar.

[mogster]

Dinna bother tae even cross my door tumshie heid